"WHERE CAN I FIND HIM?"

A fren very casually asked me the other day...."i need to talk to GOD, where can i find him jee?"
n it took me a couple of seconds to acutally realise what the question was coz it was so casually and simply asked!
someitmes questions asked so casually actually arent so casual n simple. it was one of the most difficult questions ne one has asked me....coz wen u question god and need answers u end up jus searching for a voice, searching for an answer but its al black al blank.

"WHERE CAN I FIND HIM?"

All that they never taught u in school!

All that they never taught u in school!

5 chnages we'd like to see in the syllabus.

1. Shakespear: Do we rally need to learn about cross dressing, sexually ambiguous, pre-historic characters who talk as if they're drunk 24/7?
2. Civics: these are my rights, these are the laws and here's 50 bucks to pretend u never saw me break that signal. enough said. huh?
3. Chemical Reactions: 2h2+o2---> 2h2o. You're thinking 'whateva!' heres an equation that definitely makes more sense. ..Emotion+motion--->Elevated sensation
4. Physics: NOte to all physicists around the world. get real! When u ASSUME you make an ASS of U and ME
5. Algebra nad Calculus: you taught us how to count. you taught us the alphabet. now learn to count with the alphabet? lets be a little more creative. please!

5 teacher taboos rethought

1. BUnking: really ma'am i was sick. Really ma'am im only workin on my social skills
2. Never talkto strangers: Sure, ans turn ou tto be a sour old maid. No way honey. plus isnt this what they call 'networkin'?
3. Mini skirts and sleeveless tops: It shot outside im hot inside :P
4. partying: inthe words of the divine diva, Rekha. 'Ek to kum zindagani, usspe bhi kum hai jawani'. party on dudes and dudettes
5. SEx: there, i said it! and u cant even minus marks. god knows we probably know more about it than you do. so why fuss abt it so much!

5 new subs we could do with

1. Post-sex ed.: Sex education was fun but we need something fo rthe more interesitng stuff ..aha?
2. Dealing with men: Swines, heartbreakers, boyfriends, husbands, stalkers and [erverts - this course is super essential! syllabus should include dealing wiht the flirting-catching-flirting-dumping cycle. Must also include self defense
3.make-up and fashion: mabbe it sounds litte frou-frou but after all those miss uttar pradeshes can really afford another Shahnaaz Hussain Look-alike?
4. PMS slef therapy: repeat after me- MEn are universal punching bags.
5. Bitch control: Enuff of those snot-nosed, overly perfect miss goody two shoes! they must go- NOW! meow!

life!!??!! huh?

it happens sometimes tht LIFE doesnt go the way u want it go and its al astray! n this is the time u actually sit down n wonder...think.....analyse...search for answers......WHAT EXACTLY this 'life' is al about. and during one of my sessions of thinkin, introspection, analysing, searching i realised...LIFE IS A BIG MYSTERY, LIFE IS A BOX OF ASSORTED CHOCOLATES, LIFE IS AN ICE CREAM AND U GOTTA ENJOY IT BEFORE IT MELTS. heard this before, read this before but its seldom u realise hw true these statements are. there are times when everythg is right but nuthg seems right...huh! happens with me n i jus feel like rubbin everyhtg off my book of life and begin al over again, stop everythg and begin everythg frm the scratch. but then i realised sumthg ...the creator of the univrese must be an inteligent person ok! the sun sets everyeve and rises eveyday .......its a new day, a new life and new beginin! and my chance to do sumtgh new and start again. then like my fren told me " life is full of ups and downs thts y god created frens so tht during those downs when life is really bad, friends are thr to comfort u!" not only comfort u ..make u smile make u feel high high!
well i believe in angels and i got mine! :)

round the world!! yeah yeahhhhh 

thts pictionary.......our fav game and wat a riot we create while playin this. and ya al of us are big big time cheaters :P 

thts jags aka jagriti...one of her thinking moods...well to be honest....posing for the pic! jaguuu dada :) 

all of us at a nite out at priyas place...wel this was clicked in the car...at 1:00 am after aur drive......wow! im gonna miss al this! 

jags, priya, anku, jee, archu, komal, kanika n payal....sneh missing ..... 

karam (my bro): his cutest pic everrrrrrrrr 

mom n me: one of fav pics.....cute na!  

wink wink.....well another of my funny pic in my funny mood 

ahaan........some funny photos wen i was in a funyn mood.....i think the pic explains it...:P 

sleeping child....

"Oh my sleeping child the world’s so wild
But you’ve build your own paradise
That’s one reason why I’ll cover you sleeping child
If all the people aroundThe world
They had a mind like yours
We’d have no fighting and no wars
There would be lasting peace on earth
If all the kings and allThe leaders
Could see you here this way
They would hold the earth in their arms
They would learn to watch you play"

wish this world was a child's paradise!!
this is a part of the song "sleeping child" by MLTR
its got so much substance n makes me wonder....."What the hell causes these disguisting wars?"
well thr mabbe many but two wch strike me hard......
1. love for money n power
2. intolerance

'its not the "want for money" thts harmful, its "the love for money" thts harmful'
what say ppl?

Jesus to a child.....GM

this is one must-hear song.....JESUS TO A CHILD BY GEORGE M
its a song i really like n im puttin up the lyrics...
and this song is a common favourite of mads n me. both of us love this song n its v v special :):)


Kindness in your eyes
I guess you heard me cry
You smiled at me Like Jesus to a child
I'm blessed,I know Heaven sent and heaven stole
You smiled at me Like Jesus to a child
And what have I learned From all this pain?
I thought I'd never feel the same
About anyone Or anything again
But now I know,
When you find love When you know that it exists
Then the lover that you miss
Will come to you On those cold, cold nights
When you've been loved When you know it holds such bliss
Then the lover that you kissed,
Will comfort you
When there's no hope in sight
Sadness in my eyes No one guessed,
or no one tried
You smiled at me Like Jesus to a child
Loveless and cold With your last breath you saved my soul
You smiled at me Like Jesus to a child
And what have I learned From all these tears I've waited for you all those years
And just when it began ,He took your love away
But I still say
When you find love When you know that it exists
Then the lover that you miss Will come to you On those cold, cold nights
When you've been loved When you know it holds such bliss
Then the lover that you kissed Will comfort you When there's no hope in sight
So the words you could not say I'll sing them for you
And the love we would have made I'll make it for two
For every single memory, Has become a part of me ,
You will always be --My love .Well,
I've been loved So I know just what love is,
And the lover that I kissed Is always by my side
Oh the lover I still miss
"WAS JESUS TO A CHILD"

awwritee.....

vooo hoooooooo
Awwrite ...give it up for ...JEEZ DOME!!! (applaud)
:) :) :) :)
im glad ive finally made my blog space.........its not tht its been sicne long ive been deciedin to do it but starting up wid "my Dairy" n blogspot were a few of the things on my to-do list for the month!

so here i go.....
way to go